INSANITY

"Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose." "Get your finger outta nose."

"Come here, Caleb, show me your pointer fingers. Stick them in this."

5 minutes later, "Phew, mom, that smells."

"I know."

We all know the definition of insanity: To do or say the same thing over and over and expect the same result. What I've realized is that it's so true with children, except that as a mom, I actually drive myself crazy, and they could care less, which drives me even more insane!

My prayer today, "Lord, help me to keep my wits about me, to be smarter than my wee rugrats, and know when to use the vinegar."